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Overheard in New York, New Year’s Eve

January 3rd, 2007 by Jeff Simmermon

I was at a party full of strangers, fell into it sideways through a friend of a friend on the way back from the subway on New Years’ Eve. We were sitting on a tiny bed in a tiny apartment in Williamsburg somewhere. Someone fired up the computer and we were watching a girl’s website, embedded videos of her toddler daughter singing the ABCs.

It was absolutely precious. I was going to mention it, but was interrupted by a partygoer who said:

“Oh. My. God. That is SO cute. If I hadn’t been doing coke all night, I’d want to conceive a baby right now!”

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6 Responses

  1. Anonymous Says:

    LOL! I’m sure the potential baby is grateful for the coke-head’s wisdom at that moment.

  2. Big Head Rob Says:

    Was it Ryan Seacrest? (The coke-doer, not the baby.)

  3. Anonymous Says:

    What kind of dirtbag friends are these anyway??

  4. Sweet Says:

    Damn. Coke ruins it every time.

  5. gwadzilla Says:

    classic…

    was that person Britney Spears of Paris Hilton?

    oh…
    I am not sure if the cokehead had wisdom
    I think it may be more an issue that he could not get it up

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