Using McDonalds’ As Pizza Toppings
My friend Richard sent me these photos tonight, saying
“I don’t know where these came from but they’re going around the
net. If you haven’t seen them already, I know you will enjoy them. Don’t ask questions, just marvel.”
And marvel I did. My God. Have a look - ingredients and buildup here, the shocking conclusion after the jump.
When I worked as a pizza cook we deep-fried everything: cucumbers, strawberries, a pencil. Once I battered and deep-fried some bacon and topped pizza with it. And yeah, it was both gut-curdling and awesome. But this. This is something else entirely. We never would have thought to put cheeseburgers, fries, and McNuggets on a pizza.
This is a culinary Frankenstein cooked by Bizarro, a crude combination of deliciousness into an artery-jamming fatty Voltron.
The thing is, I would totally eat it. You would, too, stop lying. The cheeseburger parts, the McNuggets — you know that’d be tasty. The fries might be the sleeper hit. If this thing were in my house, I’d totally roll my eyes and groan and make a big stink. Then my curiosity would get the better of me and I’d sneak a bite when nobody was around. And I mean, you can tell it tastes pretty good.
If nobody were home for a day or so, I know I’d end up eating the whole thing, morsel by greasy morsel. It’s the food equivalent of a Real Doll — a revolting, plastic, desperate experience that would just rope you in with tractor beams powered by an evil curiosity.
Maybe that’s what the pistol’s for. Not to avoid the inevitable heart attack, but as an easy way out from the SHAME of it all.
UPDATE: Looking for dessert…?
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:21 pm
This made my mouth water, and my gastric ulcers cry out in pain!
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:31 am
Haha, brilliant, tempted to try it. I worked at Mcd’s myself, we too deep fried EVERYTHING. Happy menu toys, our uniforms, I worked for a day in a deep fried hat.
October 23rd, 2007 at 6:24 am
Heh heh - the oven is a Magic Chef. It’s magic indeed. And it is only right that it should be washed down with a Dr. Pepper.
October 23rd, 2007 at 7:32 am
Not my idea of fine cuisine but I haven’t been to Mickey D’s in years. I do like those bowls, though. And the gun.
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:52 am
i like the fact that there’s a gun in the last photo, clearly aching to be used by these douche-fags to end their miserable lives.
in all fairness, though, Elvis would have loved this pizza.
and that’s another reason to hate the fact that it ever, ever existed.
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:53 am
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October 23rd, 2007 at 9:16 am
“…shocking conclusion after the jump.”
What jump? Isn’t “the jump” a link that leads to more of the post? I despise “techie terms” especially when they’re littered around a page in an attempt to seem “hip and now” with complete disregard for their actual meanings.
Anyways, I hope the person who made this pizza eats every bite, gets in their car to drive to work the next morning, hits a patch of black ice, slides into a school bus, is ejected through the window of their car and into the head of a wee innocent toddler and then out the other side of the bus as a shard of glass slits their distended, sub-human belly open spilling their intestinal bile and McDonald’s pizza all over the decapitated-yet-still-conscious head of the kid.
And then lands in a puddle of aids.
Find out if the ambulance came in time to save him, after the jump.
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:39 am
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October 23rd, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Nagual: Welcome to my blog! Actually, welcome to the Internet. You’re new here, aren’t you?
The “after the jump” phrase refers to the post as it is viewed on the main page of any blog. It’s considered decent UI manners to put the bulk of a great big post behind a “jump” so that interested readers can go there and more passive users can scan more posts on the main page.
Since you’re seeing this post as a direct permalink, the “jump” doesn’t apply to you. LOTS of blogs do this. Here’s more background.
Once you learn a little more about how the Internet works, it won’t bother you as much.
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:52 pm
As bad as I know that probably is for us health wise, I also know that it probably tastes really really good.
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October 23rd, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Unoriginal.
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October 24th, 2007 at 6:42 am
I disagree…this had to happen ABOVE the Mason Dixon…not why.
Picture 1
Gas stove…not to many found in the south.
Canned pizza sauce in the south, not when there’s ketchup in the fridge
Who in the south would eat something called Boboli…
Mixing bowls… if those where in the south they would be all chipped up
Picture 2 – them are cheeseburger, NOT quarter pounders!
Picture 3 – southerners don’t eat nugget (unless they come out of there nose)
Picture 6
Dr Pepper in the south, I don’t think so…
The knife…you can’t gut a buck with that
Semi automatic…only revolvers and rifles in the south (is that a lock on the trigger!)
FINAL proof… we measure with chainsaws!
October 24th, 2007 at 9:11 am
Dr Pepper in the south, I don’t think so…
The drink was first sold in Waco, Texas, in 1885. It was introduced nationally in the United States at the 1904 Louisiana Purchase Exposition as a new kind of cola. The exact date of Dr Pepper’s conception is unknown, but the U.S. Patent Office recognizes December 1, 1885 as the first time Dr Pepper was served.
It was formulated by German pharmacist Charles Alderton in Morrison’s Old Corner Drug Store in Waco.[1]To test his new drink, he first offered it to store owner Wade Morrison, who also found it to his liking. After repeated sample testing by the two, Alderton was ready to offer his new drink to some of the fountain customers. Other patrons at Morrison’s soda fountain soon learned of Alderton’s new drink and began ordering a “Waco”. Alderton gave the formula to Morrison. A popular belief is that the drink was named after Morrison’s former employer in Texas, but this has been disputed by the Dr Pepper company itself. They state that before moving to Texas, Morrison lived in Wythe County, Virginia near a Dr. Charles T. Pepper, and may have been close to Pepper’s daughter at the time.
There is also a Dr Pepper Museum in downtown Waco. It is located in the Artesian Manufacturing and Bottling Company building in downtown Waco, and opened to the public in 1991. The Artesian Manufacturing and Bottling Company building was the first building to be built specifically to bottle Dr Pepper. The building was completed in 1906 and Dr Pepper was bottled there until the 1960s. The museum has three floors of exhibits, a working old-fashioned soda fountain, and a gift store full of Dr Pepper memorabilia. (As the picture shows, the building has differing color bricks, since it was heavily damaged by the Waco Tornado.) Dr Pepper almost became a Coca-Cola brand in the mid-to-late 1980s. Dr Pepper became insolvent in the early 1980s, prompting an investment group to take the company private. Several years later, Coca-Cola attempted to acquire Dr Pepper, but was blocked from doing so by the United States Federal Trade Commission (FTC). Around the same time, Seven Up was acquired from Phillip Morris by the same investment company that bailed out Dr Pepper. Upon the failure of the Coca-Cola merger, Dr Pepper and Seven Up merged (creating Dr Pepper/Seven Up, Inc., or DPSU), giving up international branding rights in the process. After the DPSU merger, Coca-Cola obtained most non-U.S. rights to the Dr Pepper name (with PepsiCo taking the Seven Up rights).
October 24th, 2007 at 9:14 am
They should give it a layer of cheese before throwing on the McD’s, then top it again with another layer of cheese! Otherwise, it’s perfect.
October 24th, 2007 at 9:59 am
Southerners do eat nuggets. As a matter of fact, everything you listed that couldn’t be southern is wrong. I live in the south. You must be a Yank.
October 24th, 2007 at 11:52 am
it’s definitely in western pennsylvania. the cheese is ‘giant eagle’ brand, which is our local supermarket chain. for shame!
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October 24th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
this probably happened ABOVE the Mason Dixon. or very close to it
Why?
The Cheese is from Giant Eagle, which is a Grocery Store chain is Western Pennsylvania, Eastern Ohio, W. Virginia, and Maryland.
I dont think southerns own pistols, if there was a shotgun in the photo, I’d say southern all the way.
October 24th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Holy Mother of Bob. That’s a taste sensation!
October 24th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I can’t stop coming back to this post. Thank you, Jeff, for posting this.
Also, hasn’t the commenters’ hatred of McDonald’s become a little played out? Seems sort of like when people begin a conversation by saying, “I don’t watch much TV, but …” McDonald’s is a much better company than people give it credit for. Two examples:
McDonald’s has started a revolution in safe food handling in China and other countries where washing hands before preparing food has been unheard of. There’s been a lot of press on this issue.
McDonald’s, along with KFC and Safeway, has recently done quite a bit for the cause of animal rights/welfare. They’re now telling chicken producers that they will not purchase chicken unless a whole list of strict animal welfare demands are met.
They’re very responsive to public pressure in ways that people don’t recognize. Plus, their food just tastes GOOD. Admit it!
October 24th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
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October 25th, 2007 at 1:30 am
Americans, most stupid things(can’t call them people) on earth.
October 25th, 2007 at 2:20 am
Oh my god !!!
How can you imagine eating a “thing” like this ??
It looks inedible !!
You definitively have to be american te eat it !
October 25th, 2007 at 3:19 am
your friends should check himself into rehab for his crystal meth habit
October 25th, 2007 at 6:10 am
Ohio. Clearly Ohio. Probably in scenic Whitehall (a suburb of Columbus), based on the gun + Dr Pepper combo.
Also, the commenter above who said that they don’t have Dr Pepper in the South has clearly never been there. Probably 1/3 - 1/2 of the South’s Type II Diabetes is caused by Dr Pepper.
October 25th, 2007 at 10:07 am
Why not go the extra mile, bread the rusult, and deep-fry the whole thing?
October 25th, 2007 at 11:12 am
Why did you feel it necessary to put a pistol in the last image?
You’re ridiculous. Nobody thinks it’s anything other than totally stupid, son.
October 25th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
well, I think it is awesome.
just about anything which makes people post “only an american would do this” is inevitably rad.
bless you, america. keep on being wacky.
October 25th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Originally posted on www.AR15.com. The gun in the last photo is a traditional “dinner pic” there.
October 25th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
this was an ar15.com “dinner pic”.
it broke all the rules and a new scoring system had to be devised.
no ruler, no tape measure, no spare mag, but lots of win. 10/10
October 25th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Were this came from in case anyone is interested.
http://jobrelatedstuff.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=629355
October 25th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
What kind of gun is that?
October 25th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
As a longtime member of www.AR15.com I have to say if you liked that pic come join, dinner pics are a staple in general discussion. Please keep your hippie beliefs to yourself though…..
October 25th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Mark it is a taurus. Not sure of the caliber, either 9mm or .40 S&W I would guess.
October 25th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Mark: Pistol is a Taurus PT-92
Classic Arfcom dinner pic.
Oh the magic of people and free time coming together for pure magic.
October 26th, 2007 at 9:23 am
That is just plain ol’ revolting.
Disgusting.
Sheer and utter disgusting.
NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS THIN FEELS.
October 26th, 2007 at 10:28 am
Thank god the recipe called for “thin crust” boboli, I’m watching my carb intake.
October 26th, 2007 at 11:43 am
isnt anyone concerned about the gun in the pic
October 26th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I did something somewhat similar. Ever watch the boondocks episode - ‘the itis’ - well i made myself a luther - Described in the episode as ‘4 1/4lb all beef patties, covered in cheese, fried onions, 5 strips of bacon, all smothored between 2 Krispy Kreme donuts’, and documeneted it on my blog at http://ulicqel.livejournal.com/3970.html
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October 26th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
We have a local bar that makes tator tot pizza with bacon n cheese……………………….
October 26th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
don’t forget the shamrock shake
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October 26th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Mate….. That looks grouse!
October 26th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
i think i just spit up in my throat just looking at this….ugh
October 27th, 2007 at 12:33 am
it cant be that bad when i thought about it everything he put on it you can always have and people do. i would try this but i would make everything my self less fat.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:03 am
Ummmm. Now THAT’s spicey!
October 27th, 2007 at 7:09 am
as disgusting as it looks I’ve done something similar, except I used cut up chunks of big mac’s. it doesn’t taste bad but you’ll have gas and a stomach ache for days, haha. plus you’ll get bloated.
yum.
also, that brand of cheese is also sold in delaware/maryland/virginia. but due to the pistol I would bet he lives in pennsylvania, and he’s black.
forgive my stereotyping but whatever.
October 27th, 2007 at 11:39 am
When I worked at a pizza restaurant we use to make baked bean pizza’s, m&m pizza’s and even chinese food pizza (fried rice, wonton, egg foo young etc.) yes we had a chinese food restaurant next door. This is why Florida has always been more advanced than the rest of the world. And this was 10 years ago!
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October 27th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
If its not battered and deep fried, I want no part of it.
October 27th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
I want one!! But Instead of fries and a second burger add a hotdog. Thanks.
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October 27th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
I just barfed in my mouth.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
It definitely didn’t originate in the south (that canned sauce would be Hunt’s otherwise), but I guarantee the market for it would be 85% southern. Heck, I’d try it right now if I had the McD’s.
October 27th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
At least they peeled off the Monopoly stamps.
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October 28th, 2007 at 11:18 am
OK, this is not that strange. speaking as an NJ transplant (lived in North Jersey almost 10 years now), this pizza was either made in New Jersey, or by someone not from NJ who visited an NJ pizzeria.
went to my hometown pizzeria yesterday and not only did they have the usual baked ziti pizza (it’s a lot like what you see above), they had french fry pizza (identical to 1/3 of what you see above), as well as chicken BLT pizza (it had ranch dressing on it, too).
and here in NJ, you can get that by the slice.
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October 28th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Okay, that’s just horrid. I’m a vegetarian now, and usually I don’t give a damn what other people eat, but that’s a waste of calories. I’ve eaten goat. I’ve eaten bear. Every kind of sushi I could find. You want to take in 4000 calories of something? Ice cream with chocolate and nuts. Way better. Nice gun, though.
October 28th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Yeah, I have those bowls too. The Boboli thing? I don’t get that. Tried it and it’s like gnawing humid parchment only without the flavor. Why?
October 28th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Katie was right! This definitely has to be Western PA!
The Giant Eagle brand cheese and GiaRussa sauce are very, very endemic here!
October 28th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Scary stuff, really. My arteries hardened just looking at it. But now I’m tempted to try it with the french fries, and a mix of mozza and cheddar cheese. I’ll pass on the greasy burger and bun combo, though. And it would have to be the chicken selects instead of the mcnuggets. McNuggets make me mary-kate when I attempt to eat them.
October 28th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
A total party munchie dream!!! got to love the munchies!
October 28th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I’m sure you’re thrilled that all these idiots from Dailykos.com came and spewed their hatred over anything some person might invent that might be decadently enjoyable.
October 28th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
A person eating that would have to have the stomach to handle all that. I don’t think one would handle that much fat. A pizza like that would be something that only either stoners would eat or a group of people who have a tolerance to McDonalds as well as the combination of that and a pizza. To tell you the truth, I can make better.
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i’m italian, and you don’t have the right to name that thing “pizza”
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October 29th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I think your dead is near.
October 29th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
I’m gonna rip this idea off & post it on the SF Message Boards- thanks for the material!
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October 29th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
McDonald’s just re-introduced the McRib Sandwich, which I would substitute for one of those burgers.
October 29th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
No, I would NOT eat that
October 30th, 2007 at 3:37 am
Wheat Is Murder
October 30th, 2007 at 7:59 am
I bet it was some nice college kid from University of Maryland. Is the vtech shooting untouchable from their tauntbag?
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October 30th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Wow. That really brought out the Eurotrash, didn’t it?
They just can’t stand to see anyone have fun. Must be a city-state thing.
October 30th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
I really like that white bowl with the green flowers on it. Is that Corel? Very cute and so retro. I have one like it but it’s green with white flowers.
Who cares about the pizza?
October 30th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
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October 30th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
A member at AR15.com is the one who came up with this.
October 31st, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Wow, I wasn’t expecting this reaction!
I made this as a joke, purposely trying to make the most disgusting pizza possible. Judging from the reactions, I think I succeeded.
However, I have to give credit where it’s due, and I got the idea from Pimp That Snack.
October 31st, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I’m also surprised at the detective skills here… I live in northeast Ohio (Akron).
The last picture was a “dinner pic” for the ar15.com forums. There’s a tradition of posting pictures of dinners with firearms, usually well-prepared food, for example, huge steaks with expensive wine.
As mine was a joke, I chose Dr Pepper over alcohol. I also put the rounds into the spare magazine backwards, truly producing a picture full of failure.
I used my myspace page as my website to post here, so check it out & add me if you want
My metabolism is still keeping me safe… I’m about 6 ft tall, 190lbs.
October 31st, 2007 at 3:49 pm
I’m Daniel/Fnkystuf’s mom.
The green bowls are Corelle, “Spring Blossom”, or “crazy daisy” pattern. You can find a set on Ebay for about $40.
November 1st, 2007 at 1:29 am
Nice gun, where can I buy one?
November 1st, 2007 at 4:14 am
Daniel/FnkyStuf pwns… He is one of the sickest kids I know… Check out his other “Creations” on his myspace page!
November 1st, 2007 at 10:14 am
I think eveery picture is but GROSS - and I do not like McD’s hamburgers, and I do like pizza, so what’s the point??
November 2nd, 2007 at 3:27 am
well. here in sweden - Skelelfteå, there is actually something called a “Calskrove” that can be bought in a few pizzaplaces. A “skrovmål” is basicly a hamburger with strips, and a Calzone is a baked in pizza.
So yeah you guessed it - a Calskrove is a complete hamburger meal, BAKED IN a pizza… Now thats tasty ;-D
November 2nd, 2007 at 1:52 pm
The only thing left to do is to coat the whole thing in batter, deep fry it, and sell it at a state fair alongside the deep-fried Snickers bars. Maybe sprinkling it with sugar would help.
November 3rd, 2007 at 1:43 am
eeer.. so why is there a gun in the last picture? does everyone on the u.s have to eat with a gun in his/hers hand because being afraid of someone stealing the food?
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November 5th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
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November 5th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
You dudes didn’t play the Mc Game yet!!! If you win the million bucks, man, just think how many burg-zzas you can make. Cool!!!
November 5th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
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November 5th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
oh I just noticed is that real in the last picture?
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November 11th, 2007 at 5:45 am
Munchies anyone?
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November 13th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
If you eat this, you basically hate yourself.
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November 21st, 2007 at 2:08 am
Food is meant to be enjoyed not to be the cause of predisposing factors leading to heart disease and stroke.
November 21st, 2007 at 2:40 am
Anyone notice he has a gun?
November 26th, 2007 at 1:52 am
This pizza brought back memories of making gross food while bored on summer break:
-nachos made with ruffles
-saltines with margarine
-eggos with choco chips and margarine
-hot dog sammies
-kool aid made with 7-up (not water)
-kool aid “ice cream”
November 26th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
just goes to show what the….munchies… can do to you…..
December 10th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
sweet jesus
December 13th, 2007 at 9:39 am
that’s why you americans are all fat.
December 15th, 2007 at 11:12 am
Dear America Bashers,
Ever hear of doing something as a joke? I’ll top a pizza with a bag of dicks and artichoke hearts, just for you.
December 29th, 2007 at 1:47 am
The last photo obviously implies that shortly after eating this pizza, the cook realized the mistake he had made and shot himself in the brains.
February 8th, 2008 at 6:29 am
[…] calm. I’m not the biggest fast food eater (though I do love it so). But much like that McDonald’s topping pizza, I’d try ALL of this […]
March 10th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
once i get off my diet, tht is the first thing im eating by a long shot
March 28th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Good lord, this is the epitome of insanity. I can grok cheeseburger-style pizzas, but not pizzas topped with actual cheeseburgers.
Anyway, if this were Southern, we’d have the sense to top it with Cheese Krystals.
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:50 pm
THAT NIGGA KNOWS HOW TO COOK
April 27th, 2008 at 1:02 am
Hey I have the same bowls and gun!
May 3rd, 2008 at 9:15 am
Americans will eat themselves to existinction and the rice eaters will rule the world. Let’s start learning Mandarin, global language of the future!!!
May 5th, 2008 at 10:41 am
this is absolutely disgusting!
May 5th, 2008 at 10:42 am
please excuse me so . I have to go vomit now
July 26th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
bit unhelty i bit some would argeer with me ah? that will propley be very DISGASTING!!! i would vomiet if i ate i cant beileve someone would like would you that would be a preety good deare for dere games it could make you very sick i wouldent eat it if i was you would you eat it??? i agree with that girl that said i have to vomiet but i know something worse lollies on pizza that would be DESGASTING ah? lollies on pizza nono not my thing is it yours i would say no WAY MAN
July 26th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
desgisting
November 7th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
try making a pizza with gun topping
November 18th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
[…] my homey Diddy. She and I had been talking about making this monstrosity for well over a year (after seeing this) and were finally able to display our mutual hatred for our stomachs in one fiery ball of […]