Seven-Word Review of ‘Cloverfield’
January 22nd, 2008 by Jeff Simmermon
Godzilla Witch Project. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Godzilla Witch Project. Nothing more, nothing less.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:20 pm
That’s gotta be the best review I’ve read yet
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Hey, thanks … I think. Do you mean “best-written” or “most favorable?”
January 24th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Best-written, definitely. Most reviews I’ve read take over 1k words to get to the same point.
January 24th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
thank you! Me to my 15 year old: it was like Blair Witch, but with Godzilla.
January 24th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Steph — thanks! I’m flattered. Believe it or not, but I do try and cut down the amount of hot air I blow out from time to time … especially when I am not being paid by the word or filling out column inches like more professional film reviewers.
CQ — thanks to you, too! It might be really fun to watch Blair Witch and Godzilla with a 15-year-old, though, if he/she is into it …
April 14th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Five word review: I want my money back.
Forty word review: That part where he pulled his girlfriend off of the rod she was impaled on and then she ran off with him in high heels through a sideways partially-collapsed building (but only after they smooched some) was fucking hilarious!