Vegans: Moderately Advanced But Cowardly, and Constantly Radiating Anti-Gravitons.
October 6th, 2008 by D.Billy
From The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, Vol. 1, No. 11, November 1983:
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From The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, Vol. 1, No. 11, November 1983:
Popularity: 2% [?]
October 6th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Glad I’m only a vegetarian.
October 7th, 2008 at 5:44 am
‘Skin color: Pink’
That’s right, a buncha fuckin pussies.
October 7th, 2008 at 9:43 am
wow…I had no idea that you could grow 30 feet tall (and PINK!) on a vegan diet. I really thought that you needed lots of milk with growth hormones to accomplish such a feat.
October 7th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
wow, this sounds like many earth vegans i know.
October 10th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Check out the calves on that guy. They must have a lot of staircases on Vega Superior!
October 15th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Reminds me of a clutch song:
“When vegans attack
on ten speed bikes.
Tattoos with meaning,
American Spirit Lights .
Freshmen in fatigues.
You know he’s fighting for his right.
Copious note taker.
American Spirit Lights.”
October 28th, 2008 at 11:22 am
I have always wondered where the word Vegan came from!
October 28th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Anyone else find it ironic that they come from the MILKY WAY galaxy?
October 31st, 2008 at 11:02 am
“Cowardly, attempting conquest only over ‘primitive’ races”
sounds like the meat eaters…who can suck my giant pink warp-drive starship
“primitive warp-drive”-pffff, better than your warp drive
March 29th, 2010 at 7:39 am
like Semi-tropical pointed out it is quite ironic that those from Vega attempt conquest over primitive races. What about carnivores conquest over other species, valuing them only to eat their decaying flesh?