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Vegans: Moderately Advanced But Cowardly, and Constantly Radiating Anti-Gravitons.

October 6th, 2008 by D.Billy

From The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, Vol. 1, No. 11, November 1983:

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15 Responses

  1. Kristin Says:

    Glad I’m only a vegetarian.

  2. Rottin' in Denmark Says:

    ‘Skin color: Pink’

    That’s right, a buncha fuckin pussies.

  3. melanie smellanie Says:

    wow…I had no idea that you could grow 30 feet tall (and PINK!) on a vegan diet. I really thought that you needed lots of milk with growth hormones to accomplish such a feat.

  4. liz Says:

    wow, this sounds like many earth vegans i know.

  5. Alex Chaffee Says:

    Check out the calves on that guy. They must have a lot of staircases on Vega Superior!

  6. Isaac Iris Says:

    Reminds me of a clutch song:

    “When vegans attack
    on ten speed bikes.
    Tattoos with meaning,
    American Spirit Lights .
    Freshmen in fatigues.
    You know he’s fighting for his right.
    Copious note taker.
    American Spirit Lights.”

  7. Tucson Bass Player Says:

    I have always wondered where the word Vegan came from!

  8. GregL Says:

    Anyone else find it ironic that they come from the MILKY WAY galaxy?

  9. Semi-tropical Says:

    “Cowardly, attempting conquest only over ‘primitive’ races”
    sounds like the meat eaters…who can suck my giant pink warp-drive starship

    “primitive warp-drive”-pffff, better than your warp drive

  10. VeganDan Says:

    like Semi-tropical pointed out it is quite ironic that those from Vega attempt conquest over primitive races. What about carnivores conquest over other species, valuing them only to eat their decaying flesh?

  11. TetrisPete Says:

    Eat some meat and maybe you’ll develop a half-decent warp drive!

  12. JJZurry Says:

    Habitat: mostly semi-tropical!!!!
    and they skin color: pink ?????
    Those vegans are ill then.
    Why they do not tan????

    uhh uhhh uhhhh

  13. colmi Says:

    this is kinda offnsive, as i am a vegan

  14. Jeff Simmermon Says:

    And a fairly stereotypical one, based on your comment.

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