“We Are The World” was the freaking Justice League of ’80s music. Every heavy-hitter got together in one room and crooned it out for the starving kids in Africa. And you know, it totally worked, too!

When I say “heavy hitter,” I mean:

Michael Jackson
Billy Joel
Diana Ross
Ray Charles
Stevie Wonder
Bruce Springsteen
Cyndi Lauper
Tina Turner

and so many more! What could be more awesome than every ’80s superstar getting together in one room and crooning it out for Africa? Think about it …

Give up? I’ll tell you:

The only thing that could be more awesome than “We Are the World” itself is this:

“We Are the World” sung by a crew of Japanese impersonators impersonating everyone listed above.

You’re welcome. As a bonus, here’s Lionel Ritchie singing “Hello” while inhaling helium from a balloon: