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Funky Bald Lady Brings It On the L Train In Front of Bouncy Rides

July 20th, 2009 by Jeff Simmermon

The five minutes I spent seeing the band below play on the L train platform at Union Square were way better than the hour and a half I spent in the theater watching “Bruno” immediately afterwards.

But this isn’t a film review here – this is exactly why I live in New York. I just spent a little time in Missoula, and while there were plenty of dirty dreadlocks and bongos out in the street out there, there wasn’t NOTHIN’ like this. This was like The Flaming Lips meets Soul Jazz with just a touch of the bear-and-a-BJ clip from the Shining.

I accidentally covered the mike on my phone with my thumb there for about 30 seconds or so. The sound’ll come back, don’t worry:



At first when I heard the drums and saw the dreadlocks I was like “oh, great. Hippies.” But man, it was so much more. The bald-headed woman dancing in the sneakers was so beautiful and confident, just magnetic — and that horn line’s been running through my head all weekend.

Then I saw the guy in the furry fish costume over there, jigging his legs and holding the sign offering “Free Bouncy Rides.” He just happened to be there, unrelated to the band. Apparently it’s a whole thing that’s been going on this summer. And I got so creeped out and happy, all at once.

That’s pretty much what I live for, something uplifting and weird. Couple that with a burger, some bourbon and a kiss from my girlfriend and I’m all set.

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20 Responses

  1. Jake Says:

    the free bouncy rides is the creepiest goddamn thing i’ve ever seen in my life.

  2. Doc Says:

    OK..the Dolphin Dude is scary as bird flu…Nice music..you ain’t Lying!

  3. karlaanne Says:

    i so love your life of extreme randomness.

  4. Curtis Says:

    awesome.

  5. BklynBorn Says:

    whoa. giddy! creepy!!
    i can’t decide.

    I’m gonna stick with “whoa”

    great video capture though!

  6. Katie Says:

    I love how the furry guy looks like he’s trying to resist but cannot resist the funk.

  7. Eric Says:

    This is amazing. I just visited your site for the first time after listening to you on This American Life. The first entry I see definitely fits the title, “And I Am Not Lying.”

    This reminds me of the time I was canoeing, and suddenly became surrounded by a pack of kayaking Amish people– and I am not lying.

  8. credmi Says:

    great video footage. it’s a poignant reminder of some of the unexpected pleasures/oddities of living in New York City

  9. Meghan Says:

    Hahaha. I was just in New York this past weekend. The video sums it up perfectly.

    You just don’t get that in Chicago…or DC…or anywhere really.

  10. mberzosa Says:

    Thank you very much! ;)

  11. Oscar Says:

    I also visited your site after listening to This American Life.

    Great!

    Did anyone ever consider the free bouncy ride dolphin is a woman? And would that make it less creepy?

  12. Karen Gowan Says:

    GREAT@!!!!!

  13. Danielle LaPorte Says:

    this makes me extra-love humanity…and NYC. what a score.
    xo
    Danielle

  14. Alayne Says:

    I appreciate randomness in my life as well. Thanks for sharing!

  15. connie Says:

    a few thoughts: exotic, alien, hot, is that dress going to slip right down off of her?

    a great clip. i’m visiting next week and looking forward to these types of encounters only found in the largest of cities.

  16. jkc Says:

    fantastic americana

    i love random music too
    http://slimspickin.blogspot.com/

  17. Lionel Says:

    I agree with Oscar, it is a woman. You can tell by the small feet and the ruffles above the shoes. The Free Bouncy Ride is creepy but the little dolphin bouncing to the rythmn is very endearing.

  18. emily Says:

    the drummer on the very left gets around a lot!

  19. Lois Says:

    have been in exile from NYC for half my life. I know why I ended up here but don’t know how to leave. This video is one reason why NYC is like no where else on earth and also I am bald.

  20. Claudia Says:

    Does anyone know the name of the band playing or what days they are at Union Square?

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