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	<title>Comments on: Excuse Me, Waiter&#8230;?  There&#8217;s a Large Bird of Prey in My Soup.</title>
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		<title>By: Hawk. Right before it landed on my lunch.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hawk. Right before it landed on my lunch.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 14:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: D.Billy</title>
		<link>http://andiamnotlying.com/2009/lunch-hawk/comment-page-2/#comment-10310</link>
		<dc:creator>D.Billy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 11:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear &quot;Two Different Hawks&quot;es and &quot;Obviously Photoshopped&quot;s, and &quot;Fake!&quot;s:

ENOUGH ALREADY.

Yes, the same bird looks different from different angles, in different types of light, shot through the lens of a camera phone. 
If you&#039;ll notice, the color IN GENERAL is different between the two photos. The tone of the wood, the white balance, the exposure... it&#039;s a camera phone. Technology is imperfect. Get over it.
And the fact that the bird&#039;s plumage is asymmetrical - nature, too, is imperfect. Embrace that wonderful fact... and then get over it.

Or just note that the owner and employees were interviewed about, and confirmed the incident:
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/06/20/2009-06-20_hey_pal_dont_hawk_my_lunch.html
...and GET the f*ck OVER IT.

Sorry, wet blankets - sometimes life IS weird and kind of amazing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear &#8220;Two Different Hawks&#8221;es and &#8220;Obviously Photoshopped&#8221;s, and &#8220;Fake!&#8221;s:</p>
<p>ENOUGH ALREADY.</p>
<p>Yes, the same bird looks different from different angles, in different types of light, shot through the lens of a camera phone.<br />
If you&#8217;ll notice, the color IN GENERAL is different between the two photos. The tone of the wood, the white balance, the exposure&#8230; it&#8217;s a camera phone. Technology is imperfect. Get over it.<br />
And the fact that the bird&#8217;s plumage is asymmetrical &#8211; nature, too, is imperfect. Embrace that wonderful fact&#8230; and then get over it.</p>
<p>Or just note that the owner and employees were interviewed about, and confirmed the incident:<br />
<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/06/20/2009-06-20_hey_pal_dont_hawk_my_lunch.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/06/20/2009-06-20_hey_pal_dont_hawk_my_lunch.html</a><br />
&#8230;and GET the f*ck OVER IT.</p>
<p>Sorry, wet blankets &#8211; sometimes life IS weird and kind of amazing.</p>
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		<title>By: iloovechicken</title>
		<link>http://andiamnotlying.com/2009/lunch-hawk/comment-page-2/#comment-10309</link>
		<dc:creator>iloovechicken</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 05:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it is the same bird, it just looks different because the orientation of the bird in each photo as well the lighting difference between the photos..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it is the same bird, it just looks different because the orientation of the bird in each photo as well the lighting difference between the photos..</p>
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		<title>By: Laura</title>
		<link>http://andiamnotlying.com/2009/lunch-hawk/comment-page-2/#comment-10307</link>
		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 20:55:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>those are 2 different birds. i am positive.</description>
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		<title>By: D4ve</title>
		<link>http://andiamnotlying.com/2009/lunch-hawk/comment-page-2/#comment-10298</link>
		<dc:creator>D4ve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 03:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh yeah and I forgot, nice publicity stunt turned &quot;viral&quot;. Stumble upon sent me here so the page get a vigorous thumb down.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh yeah and I forgot, nice publicity stunt turned &#8220;viral&#8221;. Stumble upon sent me here so the page get a vigorous thumb down.</p>
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		<title>By: D4ve</title>
		<link>http://andiamnotlying.com/2009/lunch-hawk/comment-page-2/#comment-10297</link>
		<dc:creator>D4ve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 03:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uhhh excuse me, taxidermy anyone ?</description>
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		<title>By: dermot</title>
		<link>http://andiamnotlying.com/2009/lunch-hawk/comment-page-2/#comment-10295</link>
		<dc:creator>dermot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 23:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>red tail, they nest near central park</description>
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		<title>By: Kristina</title>
		<link>http://andiamnotlying.com/2009/lunch-hawk/comment-page-2/#comment-10294</link>
		<dc:creator>Kristina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Everyone&#039;s so naive. Look at their feet, it&#039;s really obvious that these are photoshopped. Poorly, at that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone&#8217;s so naive. Look at their feet, it&#8217;s really obvious that these are photoshopped. Poorly, at that.</p>
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		<title>By: Debra</title>
		<link>http://andiamnotlying.com/2009/lunch-hawk/comment-page-2/#comment-10293</link>
		<dc:creator>Debra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 09:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha That was great! Hope you got your meal replaced for free!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha That was great! Hope you got your meal replaced for free!</p>
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		<title>By: raptorlove</title>
		<link>http://andiamnotlying.com/2009/lunch-hawk/comment-page-2/#comment-10289</link>
		<dc:creator>raptorlove</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 02:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s a wet juvy red-tail - no way its a Coopers...the tail only looks long in the first picture because of the angle at which the photo was taken. Look at the size of its feet. Those are the toes of a red-tailed hawk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a wet juvy red-tail &#8211; no way its a Coopers&#8230;the tail only looks long in the first picture because of the angle at which the photo was taken. Look at the size of its feet. Those are the toes of a red-tailed hawk.</p>
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