One of the latest viral videos is of happy gorillas in the jungles of Uganda taking in a tourist as one of their own. Now this is an amazing video, so sweet, so heart-warming, and it got me cruising YouTube for gorilla videos – and there are plenty. That being said, I am personally not going to be hanging with the Wild Mountain Gorillas.
I am not saying you shouldn’t hang with wild gorillas – if you want to. Go ahead, it looks like fun.
It is just that they are both intelligent and they are wild animals, plus they have ideas on how things should go.
*Note to self – do not take your pet baby orphan gorilla into the jungle.
Personally I think I understand gorilla culture and etiquette, as it looks a bit like the culture and etiquette in my family. But as my husband knows, I avoid hanging with my family because they behave like mountain gorillas. They are cute and cuddly until you challenge them. You never quite know what you said that got them all riled up, all you know is that they are suddenly screaming and somehow its your fault …
Also a Safari into the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest National Park in Uganda is like $300 a day, and I’d like to see what $300 a day could get me in Vegas.
I know that someone reading this might be thinking, “but - but – but….have you seen Koko the talking Gorilla who speaks sign language? Bill Shatner has!”
And I say to the imaginary Koko loving person in my head, “Oh yeah but what about the story of the Petronella Yvonne de Horde, she loved gorillas! She was convinced that the Gorilla named Bokito, who lived at the local zoo in Rotterdam was her friend…and so she went to visit him almost every day. She would make kissy faces at him and he would make what she thought was kissy faces back….
But what Bokito was thinking was “Who are you to defy my authority! Lady, I am going to kick your ass…if I ever get out of this damn cage!”
Then he figured out how to break out of his enclosure, went on a rampage, dragged Patronella through the zoo cafeteria, breaking bones and biting her over 100 times.
This coined a new word: Bokitoproof, which was voted “word of the year” for the Dutch in 2007.
Now I do imagine that the best Gorilla porn can only be shot on location.
And I know there are many nice gorillas out there. Like Jambo … but clearly Jambo’s teenage son really sucks.
And okay, this one is just too sweet and too heartbreaking not to share.
* Another note to self, do not visit your pet orphan baby gorilla, years after you have sent him off into the jungle, and expect him to understand you are only stopping by to say hi. As far as a gorilla is concerned, if you are family you stay until you die!
And okay after seeing this one below … I think I’d rather go on an adventure in Africa than Vegas.
But I am not hanging with gorillas….nope I’m not… you can’t make me…. god they are so damn cute!
I should call my family.