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		<title>A Crash Course In &#8216;And I Am Not Lying, Live&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 17:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Simmermon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re coming here via Jason Zinoman&#8217;s piece &#8220;Telling Tales With a Tear and a Smile&#8221; in this morning&#8217;s New York Times, stick around. If you&#8217;re reading this as a long-time follower of this blog, none of this material is going to be new to you. I&#8217;m re-flogging some older stuff, so maybe this is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re coming here via Jason Zinoman&#8217;s piece <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/05/arts/advancing-a-new-form-of-comedy-storytelling.html" target="blank">&#8220;Telling Tales With a Tear and a Smile&#8221;</a> in this morning&#8217;s New York Times, stick around. </p>
<p>If you&#8217;re reading this as a long-time follower of this blog, none of this material is going to be new to you. I&#8217;m re-flogging some older stuff, so maybe this is a good time to push away from the computer and go enjoy a nice spring day outside. </p>
<p>I want to shamelessly take full advantage of the mention to show off what the And I Am Not Lying show is all about here. Because frankly, not only am I proud of the work that we do and thrilled to see the storytelling world getting a little credit &#8230; I want to put asses in seats on the <a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/and-i-am-not-lying-live-weve-got-a-residency-at-union-hall-first-tues-of-each-month/" target="blank">first Tuesday of every month at Union Hall</a>. </p>
<p>Brad Lawrence, Cyndi Freeman and I put on a monthly show featuring storytelling, comedy, burlesque and sideshow &#8212; and I want to share some of the stories that we&#8217;ve done there. We&#8217;ve only had a residency there since February, so we&#8217;re still building up some steam. But all of us do a TON of other shows around town, too. </p>
<p>Consider this a primer, dive deeper if you want. Today is functionally a Friday anyway, so go ahead and watch all of these at work. </p>
<p><iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gaxfCWYFV0E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p><a href="http://youtu.be/Su0uhzgfZto" target="blank">Al Sharpton vs. Royal Quiet Deluxe, Chicken Band</a></p>
<p>These are two stories by Brad Lawrence:<br />
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Bw7A87wHQCQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edEDUoeiISM" target="blank">Gift From A Chimp In Saint Louis</a></p>
<p>Sometimes Cyndi ties her burlesque acts to her stories, and the end result is bigger than either piece seperately.  So here&#8217;s a story by Cyndi Freeman, with a pretty direct tie into the burlesque act immediately following:</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s the aforementioned burlesque act from our show, featuring Cyndi Freeman, Brad Lawrence and Apathy Angel:</p>
<p><iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EUWIqzgrOI0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>We have comedy guests, storytellers, and sideshow performers, too &#8211; including a <a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/bullwhip-and-lasso-expert-chris-mcdaniel-is-joining-us-at-the-february-7th-show/" target="blank">bullwhip/lasso expert</a> and a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dM_o1M-QUo" target="blank">sword swallower</a>.</p>
<p>You can follow us here, on Twitter <a href="http://www.twitter.com/andiamnotlying" target="blank">@andiamnotlying</a> or on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/andiamnotlying" target="blank">our Facebook page</a>. And I hope we see you soon. </p>
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		<title>Storytelling Validated in the Times: A Guide to Shows and Open Mics in New York City</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 02:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Simmermon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New York Times gave me a tiny shout-out this evening in a piece about the storytelling scene in New York City. I am referred to as &#8220;imposing,&#8221; which is confusing, but I&#8217;ll take it as a compliment. I strongly encourage that you run right out and read the whole thing. Cyndi Freeman gets a [...]]]></description>
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<p>The New York Times gave  me a tiny shout-out this evening in a piece about the storytelling scene in New York City. I am referred to as &#8220;imposing,&#8221; which is confusing, but I&#8217;ll take it as a compliment. I strongly encourage that you run right out and <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/05/arts/advancing-a-new-form-of-comedy-storytelling.html?ref=theater" target="blank">read the whole thing.</a> Cyndi Freeman gets a mention in there, too, as well as a bunch of other folks that I am honored to consider peers. The mighty Adam Wade gets some serious ink, too.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s an excerpt that I think is the core of the piece, referring to my friend Ophira Eisenberg:</p>
<blockquote><p>She explores the taboo, but without the persistent relief provided by consistent punch lines. In doing that, she shows how a story can use humor but not be shackled to it, how it can be emotional without pandering, and how difficult ideas can be articulated entertainingly.<br />
What she demonstrates is that storytelling can give a certain kind of comedy a chance to grow.</p></blockquote>
<p>Storytelling has grown a lot beyond regular Moth slams. The Moth was the Big Bang that coalesced into the sun for this whole thing, but now a bunch of other planets are cooling and growing their own life forms. The following is a list of storytelling shows that I&#8217;d recommend checking out in the city. I&#8217;ve been in most of these, and am friends with folks that run all of them.</p>
<p>A lot of these shows don&#8217;t have a lot in the way of a Web presence. I hate linking to Facebook pages, but that&#8217;s the world we live in &#8212; crafting stories and running shows takes a lot of energy, and so does running a website. At this point in my life I&#8217;d rather have &#8220;writer/performer&#8221; etched on my tombstone than &#8220;blogger&#8221;. Anyway, here they go:</p>
<p><a href="http://liarshow.com/" target="blank">Liar Show</a><br />
<a href="http://realcharacters.tumblr.com/" target="blank">Real Characters</a><br />
<a href="http://www.horsetrade.info/ONgoingEvents/Told/Told.html" target="blank">Told!</a><br />
<a href="http://www.horsetrade.info/ONgoingEvents/BTKBand/BTKband.html" target="blank">BTK Band</a><br />
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/39817490350/" target="blank">Nights of Our Lives</a><br />
<a href="http://storycollider.org/" target="blank">The Story Collider</a><br />
<a href="http://askmestories.com/wordpress/" target="blank">Ask Me</a><br />
<a href="http://www.howilearnedseries.com/" target="blank">How I Learned</a><br />
<a href="http://www.soundtrackseries.com/" target="blank">The Soundtrack Series</a><br />
Adam Wade has a BUNCH:</p>
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<li> Tales of the Cosmos</li>
<li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/191511830959971/" target="blank">Whatever Happened to the Nerds</a></li>
<li> Adam Wade From New Hampshire</li>
<li><a href="http://www.magnettheater.com/shows/38233-Super-Stories" target="blank">Super Stories</a></li>
</ul>
<p>I can also see how Moth story slams would be intimidating to people that are new to this. They&#8217;re huge, with lines around the block and they sell out pretty much every time. There&#8217;s also no guarantee that you&#8217;ll even get picked. And if you do get picked, you&#8217;re pretty much screwed out of a decent score unless you get picked fifth through tenth. By the fifth storyteller the booze kicks in, scores start to loosen up and judges figure out what the hell they&#8217;re even doing. </p>
<p>Frankly, these things should be a little intimidating to first-time performers. Anyone who just thinks &#8220;what the hell, I&#8217;ll just jump on stage for the first time in front of 400 people and be awesome like I always am, every day of my life&#8221; is missing a critical component to their personality and is likely going to embarrass everyone in the room <strong>except</strong> themselves. I&#8217;ve seen this happen. A lot.</p>
<p>You should get on stage and do it anyway, but a little fear is a good thing. It means you&#8217;re taking it seriously.</p>
<p>None of the following open mics were around when I started going to the Moth. If they had been, I&#8217;d have definitely tried my stories out at these first. I&#8217;m not saying that there&#8217;s a right or wrong way to do any of this stuff. Any door you find is one you can walk through.</p>
<p>But if you happen to want to workshop a story yourself or test it out in a lower-stakes environment &#8212; hell, sometimes the <em>crowd</em> is barely even paying attention &#8212; you could do a lot worse than to check these out. In order to win a fight you&#8217;ve got to spend a lot of time doing pushups and hitting the bag to get ready for five intense minutes. It&#8217;s the same principle here. </p>
<p>The following places are where I go to practice:</p>
<p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/phoningnyc/" target="blank">Phoning it In</a> &#8211; Lukas Kaiser runs this open mic Monday-Thursday in somebody else&#8217;s apartment in Tribeca. It&#8217;s a warm room, supportive, and sometimes a woman walks straight through with a baby in a stroller and disappears in the back.</p>
<p>Kambri Crews&#8217; &#8220;What&#8217;s Your Story&#8221; held monthly at Luca Lounge. You pretty much have to find this on Facebook or go to Luca Lounge and check it out first.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.betabrand.com/reversible-smoking-jackets/disco-reversible-jacket.html" target="blank">I Like You, Maude</a></p>
<p><a href="http://east.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/2822" target="blank">Oh, Hey Guys at UCB East</a></p>
<p>Like anything else, there&#8217;s an etiquette. If you&#8217;re brand new to any of this, I&#8217;d recommend showing up and checking a show out first, then introducing yourself afterwards. Get to know folks, connect online. Pretty soon the whole thing will blossom and you&#8217;ll be tired of all the emails, updates, and Facebook events. And eventually, your brain will hurt from all of it and <a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/pre-show-nightmares-and-andy-ross-singing/" target="blank">you&#8217;ll have nightmares</a> abut <a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/and-i-am-not-lying-live-weve-got-a-residency-at-union-hall-first-tues-of-each-month/" target="blank">your own show.</a></p>
<p>Congratulations: you&#8217;ve arrived.</p>
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		<title>Pre-Show Nightmares and Andy Ross Singing</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 21:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Simmermon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s gotten down to this: now I have nightmares about the And I Am Not Lying show. They said we were going to be in a big basement theater with ampitheater seating. Then we get there, and the floor is a solid concrete slab, two-thirds of which tilts toward a flat part at a 40 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s gotten down to this: now I have nightmares about the And I Am Not Lying show. </p>
<p>They said we were going to be in a big basement theater with ampitheater seating. Then we get there, and the floor is a solid concrete slab, two-thirds of which tilts toward a flat part at a 40 degree angle. There are no seats except for a pile of folding chairs in the corner. </p>
<p>People are filing in, not enough people to fill the room or even have a decent crowd &#8211; just enough to make it so that we can&#8217;t cancel. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m running around the room setting up folding chairs on the slanted part and Cyndi&#8217;s trying to make change for people that are paying at the door but her makeup&#8217;s not even all the way on. Then people actually sit in the chairs and start sliding down the concrete ramp, sparks shooting from the chairs&#8217; metal legs until they hit the stage part of the concrete with a jerk and fall forwards. </p>
<p>Still, the show&#8217;s got to go on so we get started. But while I&#8217;m telling my story, right when I&#8217;m getting to the hard part, some guy in a baseball hat with two kids walks right up to me and says &#8220;excuse me, how do I get to Bryant Park?&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m stunned. I tell him and he leaves, and then some woman says &#8220;does this thing go uptown on weekends&#8221; and I realize that we are not, in fact, in a basement theater. We&#8217;re on a subway platform. </p>
<p>Then I wake up and it&#8217;s 4:30 in the morning and I stare at the sparkly things floating in my eyeball fluid until 7, when I get up and go to work. </p>
<p>So yeah, we&#8217;re having another <a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/and-i-am-not-lying-live-at-union-hall-on-april-3rd/" target="blank">And I Am Not Lying Live show tomorrow night at Union Hall in Brooklyn</a>. Show&#8217;s at 8, ten bucks, <a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&#038;eventId=4449515" target="blank">tickets are here</a>.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m really excited to have my friend Andy Ross on the show, reading and performing some of his short comedic pieces. This is a video of a story he told at Union Hall one time, about the time he sang both parts of &#8220;I&#8217;ve Had The Time Of My Life&#8221; at a talent show. And the amazing thing is, he gets the whole crowd to sing along with him. It&#8217;s both hilarious and oddly uplifting. </p>
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<p>Hope we see you there. </p>
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		<title>And I Am Not Lying &#8211; Live at Union Hall on Tuesday, April 3rd</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 16:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Simmermon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In all of this SXSW and engagement excitement, I almost forgot to mention: It&#8217;s time once again to cock-rock the NPR crowd with New York&#8217;s first, only, and best comedy storytelling burlesque sideshow at Union Hall on Tuesday, April 3rd. Show&#8217;s at 8, tickets are $10, available here: And I Am Not Lying LIVE at [...]]]></description>
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<p>In all of this <a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/venue-change-for-and-i-am-not-lying-at-sxsw/" target="blank">SXSW</a> and <a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/for-as-long-as-we-want-and-at-our-own-pace-i-got-engaged/" target="blank">engagement excitement</a>, I almost forgot to mention:</p>
<p>It&#8217;s time once again to cock-rock the NPR crowd with New York&#8217;s first, only, and best comedy storytelling burlesque sideshow at Union Hall on Tuesday, April 3rd.</p>
<p>Show&#8217;s at 8, tickets are $10, available here: <a href="http://tktwb.tw/Gzt74I" target="blank"><b>And I Am Not Lying LIVE at Union Hall</b></a></p>
<p>AS always, here&#8217;s a fun trailer for the thing:</p>
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<p>We&#8217;re a &#8220;Critic&#8217;s Pick&#8221; in Time Out NY this week, which is pretty exciting! I don&#8217;t know if that&#8217;s an endorsement or just a button somebody clicked, but we&#8217;ll take it.</p>
<p>This month&#8217;s show features:</p>
<p><strong>Comedy</strong> by<br />
<a href="http://andyrosscomedy.com/blog/" target="blank">Andy Ross</a> (<a href="http://realcharacters.tumblr.com/" target="blank">Real Characters</a>, The Onion)</p>
<p><strong>Burlesque</strong> by<br />
<a href="http://www.dangrrrdoll.com/news/" target="blank">Dangrr Doll</a> (<a href="http://gothamburlesque.com/" target="blank">Gotham Burlesque</a>, <a href="http://www.d20burlesque.com/" target="blank">D20 Burlesque</a>)</p>
<p><strong>Belly Dance</strong> by<br />
Madame X (a complete mystery)</p>
<p>As well as <strong>storytelling</strong> by</p>
<p><a href="http://youtu.be/Bw7A87wHQCQ" target="blank">Brad Lawrence</a><br />
<a href="http://youtu.be/79FzEhs9Mrg" target="blank">Cyndi Freeman</a><br />
<a href="http://youtu.be/uqtRlysr8uE" target="blank">Jeff Simmermon</a> (me)</p>
<p>Hope you guys can join us!</p>
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		<title>Venue Change For And I Am Not Lying at SXSW</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2012 03:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Simmermon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may have heard that we were putting on a whole bunch of storytelling, comedy, and related events as And I Am Not Lying in Palm Park SXSW on March 10th. We&#8217;re still doing them, but not in the park. The tent at Palm Park is completely flooded. I went over there this afternoon to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You may have heard that we were putting on a whole bunch of <a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/schedule-of-events-for-and-i-am-not-lying-tent-at-sxsw/" target="blank">storytelling, comedy, and related events as And I Am Not Lying</a> in Palm Park SXSW on March 10th. We&#8217;re still doing them, but not in the park.</p>
<p>The tent at Palm Park is completely flooded. I went over there this afternoon to check it out and there was an entire ecosystem developing under all the folding chairs, right there in front of the stage.</p>
<p>So <strong>we&#8217;re moving everything just up the street a block or two</strong>. Now ALL of the And I Am Not Lying events will be at:</p>
<p><strong>The Hilton Garden Inn Downtown Austin</strong><br />
<strong> 18th Floor, in the Colorado and Red River rooms</strong><br />
<strong> 500 North IH-35, Austin TX</strong></p>
<p>The hotel is on the <strong>corner of 5th and I-35/Frontage Rd </strong>(2 blocks towards the highway past Red River). Note that this is NOT the Hilton immediately beside the convention center, but just a few blocks away.</p>
<p><a href="http://bit.ly/zVPAHd" target="blank">Here&#8217;s a link to a map.</a><br />
And <a href="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5829855/NotLyingSXSWflyer.jpg">here is an updated flyer graphic</a> to keep on your smartphone or frame for posterity or whatever.</p>
<p>All the event times and content will remain the same:</p>
<p><strong>11:00am &#8211; 12:00pm: </strong><a href="http://schedule.sxsw.com/2012/events/event_IAP992482" target="blank">PANEL DISCUSSION &#8220;From Basement Burlesque to the Boardroom&#8221;</a><br />
<strong>12:00pm &#8211; 1:00pm:</strong> <a href="http://schedule.sxsw.com/2012/events/event_IAP992483" target="blank">BASICS OF COMEDY IMPROV WORKSHOP</a><br />
<strong>1:00pm &#8211; 2:00pm: </strong><a href="http://schedule.sxsw.com/2012/events/event_IAP992484" target="blank">STORYTELLING WORKSHOP</a><br />
<strong>2:00pm &#8211; 3:00pm: </strong><a href="http://schedule.sxsw.com/2012/events/event_IAP992485" target="blank">STORYTELLING OPEN MIC</a><br />
<strong>3:00pm &#8211; 4:00pm:</strong> <a href="http://schedule.sxsw.com/2012/events/event_IAP992486" target="blank">THE WORLD&#8217;S FIRST CROWD-SOURCED VARIETY SHOW</a><br />
<strong>4:00pm &#8211; 6:00pm:</strong> <a href="http://schedule.sxsw.com/2012/events/event_IAP992487" target="blank">AND I AM NOT LYING &#8211; LIVE</a></p>
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		<title>The Next Two Weeks Are A Year&#8217;s Worth of Shows: And I Am Not Lying Live in Brooklyn and Austin, TX.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 07:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Simmermon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The act of telling personal stories about one&#8217;s own life takes a certain amount of a certain type of nerve &#8212; mostly the &#8220;who the hell do you think you are&#8221; variety. Seriously: why should anyone give a whoop about my feelings about my feelings? That feeling gets even weirder when I&#8217;m using the Internet [...]]]></description>
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<p>The act of telling personal stories about one&#8217;s own life takes a certain amount of a certain type of nerve &#8212; mostly the &#8220;who the hell do you think you are&#8221; variety. Seriously: why should anyone give a whoop about my feelings about my feelings?</p>
<p>That feeling gets even weirder when I&#8217;m using the Internet as a megaphone to get people to my shows. &#8220;Who the fuck do you think you are telling everyone to come see whoever the hell it is you think you are&#8221; is pretty much the refrain that runs through my head every time I bathe my face in the cool glow of one rectangle or another.</p>
<p>But screw all that, we&#8217;ve been busting our asses to pull together a HELL of a week of shows this week in Brooklyn and Austin, TX for SXSW and I want to pull &#8216;em all together in one place, then crop-dust the whole Internet with &#8216;em all damn week.</p>
<p><strong>First: </strong>We&#8217;re cock-rocking the NPR crowd with <strong><em>And I Am Not Lying &#8211; Live</em></strong>, NYC&#8217;s only comedy storytelling burlesque sideshow on <strong><em>Tuesday, March 6th at Union Hall in Brooklyn</em></strong>. You&#8217;ll see stories by me, Brad Lawrence, and Cyndi Freeman as well as magic by Albert Cadabra, burlesque by Cherry Pitz and Little Brooklyn and comedy by Wil Sylvince.</p>
<p>We strongly recommend advance tickets (only $10), which you can get here: <strong><a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&amp;eventId=4336405" target="blank">And I Am Not Lying at Union Hall, Brooklyn</a></strong></p>
<p><a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/and-i-am-not-lying-live-at-union-hall-on-march-6th/" target="blank">More info/flyer here</a>, <a href="http://youtu.be/3K2bpLZuqQA" target="blank">cool trailer here and embedded below</a>:</p>
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<strong>Second</strong>: On <strong>Saturday, March 10th</strong>, we&#8217;ll be offering an entire day&#8217;s worth of activities in <strong><s>Palm Park from 11AM &#8211; 6PM</s></strong> <strong>The Hilton Garden Inn, 18th Floor, Colorado and Red River rooms</strong> as a part of <strong>SXSW Interactive</strong>. We&#8217;ll be having a panel discussion entitled &#8220;From Basement Burlesque To The Boardroom: What Makes a Good Story,&#8221; giving a storytelling crash course/workshop, offering comedy improv lessons, running an open mic for any storytellers, comics, or other raw and rare talents that want to do ten minutes onstage and finally &#8212; <strong>a two-hour version of the And I Am Not Lying live experience</strong> from 4-6 PM featuring the best underground storytelling and comedy that we can find &#8211; and some special surprise guests.<br />
<em>UPDATE &#8211; 3.9.2012</em></strong></p>
<p><b>The tent at Palm Park is flooded out &#8211; there&#8217;s a whole ecosystem in there underneath the folding chairs. We are moving ALL of the And I Am Not Lying events scheduled for March 10th at SXSW to the Hilton Garden Inn in Downtown Austin &#8211; just a few blocks from Palm Park and the convention center. The hotel is at 500 North IH-35/Frontage Road, Austin, TX. <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Austin+Hilton+Garden+Inn,+Downtown,+Austin,+TX&#038;hl=en&#038;ll=30.265994,-97.735818&#038;spn=0.001798,0.004522&#038;sll=37.0625,-95.677068&#038;sspn=27.089481,74.091797&#038;oq=Hilton+Garden+Inn+Downtown+Austin&#038;hq=Austin+Hilton+Garden+Inn,&#038;hnear=Austin,+Travis,+Texas&#038;t=m&#038;z=18&#038;iwloc=A" target="blank">Here&#8217;s a map</a>. </p>
<p>Our stuff is now going to be on the 18th floor of the Hilton Garden Inn in Downtown Austin in the Colorado and Red River rooms. The content and times will stay exactly the same. </b></p>
<p>You can get more details, including an hour-by-hour breakdown and performer/presenter credentials here: <strong><a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/schedule-of-events-for-and-i-am-not-lying-tent-at-sxsw/" target="blank">Schedule of Events for And I Am Not Lying Tent at SXSW Interactive</a>.</strong></p>
<p>We also made a sweet Web graphic that you can pass around on your phone or Twitter or whatever, <a href="http://andiamnotlying.tumblr.com/post/18439550208/this-is-a-full-schedule-of-our-events-at-sxswi" target="blank">found here.</a></p>
<p>For up-to-the-moment news, changes, surprise guest info, you can <strong>follow us on Twitter at <a href="http://www.twitter.com/andiamnotlying" target="blank">@andiamnotlying</a></strong></p>
<p><strong>Third:</strong> We&#8217;re doing a show at <a href="http://www.newmovementtheater.com/austin/" target="blank">The New Movement Theater in Austin, Texas</a> at <strong>10:30 PM &#8211; also on Saturday, March 10th.</strong> We&#8217;ll have stories, burlesque, comedy and we&#8217;ll be just tired, punchy and drunk enough to shoot a pillar of pure fire straight into the sky. Performers include me (Jeff Simmermon), Andy Ross, Seth Lind, Brad Lawrence and Cyndi Freeman and some others that we are trying to nail down now.</p>
<p>Here are the official details, with address, etc: <a href="http://www.newmovementtheater.com/details/?mc_id=mc_2012-03-10_146" target="blank"><strong>And I Am Not Lying at The New Movement Theater</strong></a>.</p>
<p><strong>You don&#8217;t need a SXSW badge</strong> for this one, just a few bucks. Probably just ten bucks.</p>
<p><strong>Fourth: </strong>I&#8217;m MC-ing and hosting the <strong>Slip+Lovitt SXSW Day Party </strong>on <strong>Thursday, March 15th from 11 AM to 6PM</strong> at Club 1808 (1808 E. 12th St. at Chicon.) The show features a TON of DC and VA post-punk/screamy hardcoreish math-rock bands like Regents and Beasts of No Nation, but especially includes a reunion of Virginia&#8217;s own <strong>Sleepytime Trio</strong>. Essentially, there are nine bands playing and I&#8217;ll be telling a story in between each one. It promises to be a sweaty marathon.</p>
<p>More on that here: <strong><a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/telling-stories-at-the-sliplovitt-day-party-featuring-sleepytime-trio-reunion-at-sxsw/" target="blank">Slip+Lovitt SXSW Day Party</a></strong></p>
<p>If you want, you can find us on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/andiamnotlying" target="blank">Facebook</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/andiamnotlying" target="blank">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://www.andiamnotlying.tumblr.com">Tumblr</a>, all that shit. Hope we see you this week &#8212; come on up and say hi.</p>
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		<title>Telling Stories at the Slip/Lovitt Day Party Featuring Sleepytime Trio Reunion at SXSW</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 17:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Simmermon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got a real love/hate relationship with Virginia&#8217;s post-punk and hardcore scene. When I look back on it, I find the scene as a whole creatively constrained and kind of stifling &#8212; it was this kind of styleized suburban orthodox dudefest of screamed vocals and far-left political statements set to guitar feedback and complicated drums. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve got a real love/hate relationship with Virginia&#8217;s post-punk and hardcore scene. When I look back on it, I find the scene as a whole creatively constrained and kind of stifling &#8212; it was this kind of styleized suburban orthodox dudefest of screamed vocals and far-left political statements set to guitar feedback and complicated drums.</p>
<p>But look, man: if you hated sports a little and frat-culture a lot in the late &#8217;80s and early &#8217;90s, what else were you going to do? Punk and hardcore had a low barrier to entry then &#8211; just get yourself a guitar, a garage and couple other guys and add a few metric apeloads of sweat and willpower. You could turn a pizza parlor, VFW hall or urine-soaked living room into a mothership full of people that were just ROCKING THE FUCK OUT with you at the helm. </p>
<p><a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2011/reverend-al-sharpton-vs-royal-quiet-deluxe-chicken-band-at-the-moth/" target="blank">My musical efforts at that time were stranger and less accessible.</a> </p>
<p>I met almost all of my best, tightest, life-long friends at these shows. We made bands, made tapes, played records, took road trips to the Black Cat in DC and Twister&#8217;s in Richmond together, and ate a WHOLE lot of hash browns at truckstops in the middle of the night together. I went to a lot of weddings and I&#8217;ll go to a lot of funerals because of the people I met back then. We shepherded each other along the messy, complicated path into adult life, and I plan to return the favors on the way out. </p>
<p>Some of my best friends in college &#8211; the kindest, strangest, funniest guys in the world &#8211; formed the Sleepytime Trio. And when they played in our tiny living room in Harrisonburg, VA, the energy was Thor banging his hammer on the ground. Lightning bolts connected everybody and people dove off the mantle and jumped out the windows &#8230; before opening them. </p>
<p>Everytime they played, something got broken, someone got hurt and everyone in the room took a malt-liquor shower together and we smiled about it real hard, too. Because we all knew that nothing this awesome was happening for hundreds of miles around this tiny little mountain town and we all made it <b>together</b>.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the Sleepytime Trio playing at ABC No Rio back in the late &#8217;90s. This looks and sounds a LOT like my living room did when I was in college. </p>
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<p>So I&#8217;m really, really honored and exceptionally stoked to be MC-ing the Slip/Lovitt Party at SXSW on March 15th &#8212; featuring a rare and raw Sleepytime Trio reunion. There are 8 bands, and I&#8217;ll be telling stories between all of them. You don&#8217;t need a badge or anything, just earplugs. And maybe some extra deodorant. </p>
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<p>See, that love/hate thing &#8211; it&#8217;s not really hate. It&#8217;s the natural flipside of a nurturing relationship. You will always resent the thing that makes you <b>just enough</b> to get out on your own. It&#8217;s scary out there, and if you didn&#8217;t push yourself away, you&#8217;d still live in your mom&#8217;s attic. </p>
<p>For me, this thing&#8217;s like coming home for Christmas. We&#8217;re all grown up, and we&#8217;re all going to rock this thing as hard as we know how. </p>
<p>For the rest of you, the show ought to be really fun, especially if you like hanging out with dudes in cargo shorts who still buy 7&#8243; records. Hope you can make it. </p>
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		<title>Cyndi Freeman&#8217;s &#8220;Side Effects&#8221; at Story Collider</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Simmermon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cyndi Freeman is a storyteller and burlesque performer here in New York, and she&#8217;s the person that got me into seeing burlesque shows. I didn&#8217;t really get it at first (beyond the obvious) but when I saw her side of it, I was sold. Our friends Ben Lillie and Erin Barker run a spectacular science-themed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cyndi Freeman is a storyteller and burlesque performer here in New York, and she&#8217;s the person that got me into seeing burlesque shows. I didn&#8217;t really get it at first (beyond the obvious) but when I saw her side of it, I was sold. </p>
<p>Our friends Ben Lillie and Erin Barker run a spectacular science-themed storytelling show. podcast and online magazine called <a href="http://storycollider.org" target="blank">The Story Collider</a>. A few weeks ago, they ran <a href="http://magazine.storycollider.org/2012/features/side-effects/view-all/" target="blank">a version of Cyndi&#8217;s transformation</a> into brassy burlesque performer after a breast cancer scare on their site. </p>
<p>The thing is, not only can you hear the story from the podcast, you can also see a great comic inspired by Cyndi&#8217;s story, drawn by Tammy Stellanova. </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the audio of Cyndi&#8217;s story: <a href="http://storycollider.org/podcast/2010-11-11" target="blank">The Story Collider: Side Effects</a></p>
<p>You can see the full version of the comic here, with a few samples below: <a href="http://magazine.storycollider.org/2012/features/side-effects/view-all/" target="blank">Cyndi Freeman &#038; Tammy Stellanova&#8217;s &#8220;Side Effects&#8221;</a></p>
<p>I would be remiss in my role as a relentless show pimp if I didn&#8217;t mention that Cyndi&#8217;s performing at <a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/and-i-am-not-lying-live-at-union-hall-on-march-6th/" target="blank">And I Am Not Lying at Union Hall next Tuesday, March 6th</a> and at <a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/schedule-of-events-for-and-i-am-not-lying-tent-at-sxsw/" target="blank">SXSW on Saturday, March 10th in Palm Park from 11AM- 6PM</a>.</p>
<p>Check out the sample comic pages below &#8230; one here, one after the jump. </p>
<p><a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cyndi_story1.jpg"><img src="http://andiamnotlying.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cyndi_story1.jpg" alt="" title="cyndi_story1" width="600" height="1236" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4308" /></a><br />
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		<title>And I Am Not Lying LIVE at Union Hall on March 6th</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 16:56:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Simmermon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[March is gonna be nuts for us. We have all this stuff going on at South by Southwest, and our regular monthly show at Union Hall in the same fricking week. The Union Hall show is on Tuesday, March 6th, 2012, 8PM. Tickets are ten dollars. We strongly recommend buying advance tickets, which you can [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>March is gonna be nuts for us. <a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/schedule-of-events-for-and-i-am-not-lying-tent-at-sxsw/" target="blank">We have all this stuff going on at South by Southwest</a>, and our <a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/and-i-am-not-lying-live-weve-got-a-residency-at-union-hall-first-tues-of-each-month/" target="blank">regular monthly show at Union Hall</a> in the same fricking week.</p>
<p>The <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps/place?q=Union+Hall&amp;hl=en&amp;cid=17551514863944745630" target="blank">Union Hall</a> show is on Tuesday, March 6th, 2012, 8PM. Tickets are ten dollars. We strongly recommend buying advance tickets, which you can get here:</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&amp;eventId=4336405" target="blank">Advance Tickets to And I Am Not Lying at Union Hall</a>.</strong></p>
<p>This month&#8217;s is going to be a doozy, friends &#8211; we&#8217;ve got:</p>
<ul>
<li>Comedy from Wil Sylvince</li>
<li>Burlesque by Little Brooklyn and Cherry Pitz</li>
<li>Storytelling by Jeff Simmermon (me), Brad Lawrence, Cyndi Freeman</li>
<li>and MAGIC by Albert Cadabra</li>
</ul>
<p>I made this flyer for it, too &#8211; I thought it was cool, anyway. I&#8217;m really into that grindhouse-cinema look.</p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><a title="And I Am Not Lying Live at Union Hall 3.6.2012 by Jeff.Simmermon, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/simmermon/6925848751/"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7176/6925848751_7059392c2f_o.jpg" alt="And I Am Not Lying Live at Union Hall 3.6.2012" width="600" height="800" /></a></div>
<p>As always, here is a fun trailer we made to promote the show:</p>
<p><iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3K2bpLZuqQA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>And if you&#8217;re coming over from <a href="http://thehairpin.com/2012/02/burlesque-and-the-prophylactic-mastectomy" target="blank">The Hairpin</a>, you may want to check out this video of Cyndi at her tassel-twirling finest:</p>
<p><iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EUWIqzgrOI0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Hope we see you there!</p>
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		<title>Schedule of Events for And I Am Not Lying Tent at SXSW</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 00:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff Simmermon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[party park Originally uploaded by greggrestonva Via Flickr: UPDATE &#8211; 3.9.2012 The tent at Palm Park is flooded out &#8211; there&#8217;s a whole ecosystem in there underneath the folding chairs. We are moving ALL of the And I Am Not Lying events scheduled for March 10th at SXSW to the Hilton Garden Inn in Downtown [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><a title="photo sharing" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/greggrestonva/2331689848/"><img style="border: solid 2px #000000;" src="http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3249/2331689848_b1a9575bd6_m.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/greggrestonva/2331689848/">party park</a></p>
<p>Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/greggrestonva/">greggrestonva</a><br />
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<p><small><em>Via Flickr:</em></small><br />
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<em>UPDATE &#8211; 3.9.2012</em></strong></p>
<p><b>The tent at Palm Park is flooded out &#8211; there&#8217;s a whole ecosystem in there underneath the folding chairs. We are moving ALL of the And I Am Not Lying events scheduled for March 10th at SXSW to the Hilton Garden Inn in Downtown Austin &#8211; just a few blocks from Palm Park and the convention center. The hotel is at 500 North IH-35/Frontage Road, Austin, TX. <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Austin+Hilton+Garden+Inn,+Downtown,+Austin,+TX&#038;hl=en&#038;ll=30.265994,-97.735818&#038;spn=0.001798,0.004522&#038;sll=37.0625,-95.677068&#038;sspn=27.089481,74.091797&#038;oq=Hilton+Garden+Inn+Downtown+Austin&#038;hq=Austin+Hilton+Garden+Inn,&#038;hnear=Austin,+Travis,+Texas&#038;t=m&#038;z=18&#038;iwloc=A" target="blank">Here&#8217;s a map</a>. </p>
<p>Our stuff is now going to be on the 18th floor of the Hilton Garden Inn in Downtown Austin in the Colorado and Red River rooms. The content and times will stay exactly the same. </b></p>
<p>Last week (I think) I may have mentioned that we&#8217;re putting on a whole tentload of activities at South By Southwest Interactive  this year. If I am completely honest, it&#8217;s all I can do not to tear my shirt off and swing through the streets of New York screaming about this like a somewhat flabbier Tarzan.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ve finally gotten some stuff locked down with the tent and the order of events, and I just wanted to use this blog post to detail <strong>everything</strong> so you, me, and airbody else can hose down the Internet with this thing.</p>
<p>First of all: all of this takes place on <strong>March 10, 2012</strong> in a tent in <strong>Palm Park</strong>, adjacent to the Austin Convention Center. <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Palm+Park,+Austin,+Texas&amp;hl=en&amp;ll=30.262811,-97.736757&amp;spn=0.007024,0.009645&amp;sll=37.0625,-95.677068&amp;sspn=52.240038,79.013672&amp;oq=palm+park+austin+texa&amp;hq=Palm+Park,+Austin,+Texas&amp;t=m&amp;z=17" target="blank">Map here.</a></p>
<p>We&#8217;ve got a Tumblr blog set up especially for news about this which you can see here: <a href="http://andiamnotlying.tumblr.com/" target="blank">And I Am Not Lying at SXSW</a>. You can <strong>follow us on Twitter at <a href="http://www.twitter.com/andiamnotlying" target="blank">@andiamnotlying</a></strong> and/or by using the <strong>hashtag #notlyingSXSW</strong>.</p>
<p>The And I Am Not Lying tent will be next to a tent sponsored by Miller. Miller will be giving badgeholders 2 free beers apiece. So there&#8217;s that to look forward to.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re going to be offering programming based around standup comedy, improv, and storytelling from 11 AM to 6PM, all day long. That programming is predicated around this one simple concept:</p>
<p>Stories are ancient and awesome, everyone loves to laugh, and Web conferences &#8211; even the best Web conference in the world &#8211; can get SO. FRICKING. BORING.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not really the fault of the programmers. It&#8217;s just that &#8230; sitting there with a bunch of people while looking at a Powerpoint presentation is not that inherently exciting. Sitting around and pretending to be fascinated while someone guy in a blue dress shirt says &#8220;we&#8217;re going to leverage the API to drive traffic into out key niche markets, improving ROI and capture metrics&#8221; is exhausting. Doubly so when it comes from someone that works in marketing.</p>
<p>A lot of panelists are there to sell you something, to flog their book or promote their startup. We&#8217;re not. The only thing we&#8217;re trying to sell is our skill as storytellers and comics, and maybe get some better shows out of it in towns that we&#8217;d like to visit.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re going to sell that to you by being awesome at what it is we do: telling stories and making people laugh.</p>
<p>I know a lot of people come to Interactive for work, and are under some pressure to demonstrate what they learned and justify the expense. We think you learn more when you&#8217;re having fun &#8211; and honestly, what&#8217;s the better learning environment? The dim and stuffy conference room with flickering fluorescent lights, and a guy droning on about &#8220;leveraging the power of digital storytelling in a Web 2.0 environment&#8221; &#8212; or the people that do this on stages, in boardrooms and in burlesque bars 5-20 times a week? This stuff applies to pretty much any discipline, really.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a breakdown of what we&#8217;re offering, hour-by-hour. This is the copy I submitted to the folks at SXSW, anyway, but it&#8217;s not on the official schedule or the SXSW app yet, so you may have to write it down on your hand or something:</p>
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<p><strong>11AM &#8211; 12PM: PANEL DISCUSSION &#8212; “From Basement Burlesque to the Boardroom: What Makes Your Story Great and How Can You Make it Even Better?”</strong></p>
<p>Storytelling is both the second-oldest art form and a hot &#8220;new&#8221; form of entertainment &#8212; thanks to This American Life, The Moth&#8217;s podcast and live shows, and tons of shows cropping up around the country, storytelling&#8217;s making a big comeback. It&#8217;s making a comeback in the boardroom, too. And if we are honest with ourselves, it&#8217;s just about to join &#8220;leverage&#8221; in the marketing d-bag&#8217;s haggard sack of buzzwords. &#8220;Leverage storytelling to activate your customers,&#8221; &#8220;learn story techniques,&#8221; &#8212; you&#8217;re going to hear a LOT of that at SXSW this year.</p>
<p>You know what you&#8217;re not going to hear anyone else talk about?</p>
<p>&#8220;What makes a great story?&#8221; or &#8220;How would I know a good story?&#8221;</p>
<p>Good stories are a little like good porn: you know &#8216;em when you see &#8216;em. But we&#8217;re going to peel that hood back together and examine what makes a story good &#8212; and how to amplify and condense that.</p>
<p>Join an interactive discussion with storytelling experts from across a wide range of disciplines &#8211; from NPR&#8217;s This American Life, NYC storytelling show producers and accomplished solo performers with The Moth, Story Collider, TOLD!, Real Characters, And I Am Not Lying and other shows, as well as an expert in organizational narrative &#8211; and hack through the marketing hype to find out what really makes a good story.</p>
<p>Panelists include</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.heroicsinhotpants.com" target="blank">Cyndi Freeman</a></strong><a href="http://www.heroicsinhotpants.com" target="blank"> &#8211; Hotsy Totsy Burlesque, Moth SHOP outreach instructor, Wonder Woman: A How-To Guide For Little Jewish Girls</p>
<p><strong>Seth Lind</strong> &#8211; TOLD!, This American Life</p>
<p><strong></strong></a><strong><a href="http://www.thalerpekar.com" target="blank">Thaler Pekar</a></strong> &#8211; Smithsonian Institution, Stanford Social Innovation Review</p>
<p><strong>Brad Lawrence</strong> – Moth Grand Slam champion, Moth Podcast, And I Am Not Lying</p>
<p><strong>Jeff Simmermon</strong> &#8211; And I Am Not Lying (this blog, and the show with Brad and Cyndi), <a href="http://www.twcableuntangled.com" target="blank">Time Warner Cable</a>, This American Life contributor, Moth podcast</p>
<p><strong>12-1: BASICS OF COMEDY IMPROV WORKSHOP</strong></p>
<p>Learn to open yourself up to sudden, new possibilities &#8211; and seize the potential from everything that&#8217;s right in front of you. You&#8217;ll learn the rewarding art of creative play, how to surprise yourself and yank your inner comic out of the closet. In this workshop, you&#8217;ll learn how much fun it can be to say &#8220;yes&#8221; to everything, to stop being ashamed of your own ideas and to easily improvise a hilarious comic scene. Discover how letting go actually provides you with great control in seemingly crazy situations (applicable to daily life, guaranteed).</p>
<p>Coached by <strong><a href="http://www.elizaskinner.com" target="blank">Eliza Skinner</a></strong></p>
<p><em>Eliza Skinner is a producer, writer, performer, lover and fighter in Los Angeles. She has appeared on TBS’ Are we There Yet?, Showtime’s PopTudors, Late Night with Conan O’Brien, MTV’s Damage Control, and opposite Cheri Oteri in AMC’s LifeCoach. She has taught musical improv workshops all over the country with I Eat Pandas, and on her own. Eliza has also taught improv for BBC America, and on Bravo’s Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. Her solo show, Eliza Skinner is: SHAMELESS ran for over a year at the Upright Citizens Brigade theater in NY and LA, and at the Comedy Central Stage in LA.</em></p>
<p><strong>1-2PM: STORYTELLING WORKSHOP</strong></p>
<p>Everyone&#8217;s got at least one story in them &#8211; whether it&#8217;s a pitch, a plan, or a tale of love gone horrifically wrong. Join Cyndi Freeman (Moth outreach instructor, storyteller, burlesque performer) and Jeff Simmermon (host, producer of And I Am Not Lying, blogger at andiamnotlying.com, award-winning storyteller) and hone your chops. Practice telling your story, identifying the change and heightening your stakes. You&#8217;ll learn how to identify stakes, own your mistakes, and create a compelling narrative.</p>
<p>Presenters/coaches are:</p>
<p>Jeff Simmermon &#8211; And I Am Not Lying, <a href="http://www.twcableuntangled.com" target="blank">Time Warner Cable</a>, <a href="http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/385/pro-se" target="blank">This American Life contributor</a>, Moth podcast</p>
<p><a href="http://www.heroicsinhotpants.com" target="blank">Cyndi Freeman</a>- Hotsy Totsy Burlesque, Moth SHOP outreach instructor, Wonder Woman: A How-To Guide For Little Jewish Girls</p>
<p><strong>2-3PM: STORYTELLING OPEN MIC</strong></p>
<p>Have you been dying to tell the world a story? Are you tired of keynotes talking at you and dying to have other people listen to YOU for a change? Here’s your chance! This is partly an optional follow-on from the storytelling workshop at 1PM, and part full-on open mic, this is a time for anyone to tell stories to friends, enemies, and complete strangers. Gentle critique is available and totally optional for anyone who wants to tighten their story and tell it better than ever.</p>
<p>Hosted/facilitated by:</p>
<p>Jeff Simmermon: The Moth, <a href="http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/385/pro-se" target="blank">This American Life</a></p>
<p>Brad Lawrence: And I Am Not Lying, The Moth, <a href="http://www.hotsytotsyburlesque.com/home.html" target="blank">Hotsy Totsy Burlesque</a></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.heroicsinhotpants.com" target="blank">Cyndi Freeman</a></strong><a href="http://www.heroicsinhotpants.com" target="blank">: And I Am Not Lying, The Moth, </a><a href="http://www.hotsytotsyburlesque.com/home.html" target="blank">Hotsy Totsy Burlesque</a></p>
<p><strong>3-4 PM: THE WORLD’S FIRST CROWDSOURCED VARIETY SHOW</strong></p>
<p>Play the Battle Hymn of the Republic on dual kazoos, read the best parts of your manifesto, flog your book or flip your unicycle: all you have to do is tweet, retweet and share information about the And I Am Not Lying tent at SXSWi. The 5 folks who reach the most people win 8 minutes of stage time to perform any old messed-up PG-13 stunt their heart desires.</p>
<p>Hosted by</p>
<p>Jeff Simmermon: <a href="http://www.andiamnotlying.com" target="blank">And I Am Not Lying</a>, The Moth, <a href="http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/385/pro-se" target="blank">This American Life</a></p>
<p>Brad Lawrence: And I Am Not Lying (http://www.andiamnotlying.com), The Moth, Hotsy Totsy Burlesque(http://www.hotsytotsyburlesque.com/home.html)</p>
<p><strong>4-6 PM: AND I AM NOT LYING &#8211; LIVE</strong></p>
<p>The folks from the And I Am Not Lying blog (yes, this one) are cock-rocking the NPR crowd in their <a href="http://andiamnotlying.com/2012/and-i-am-not-lying-live-weve-got-a-residency-at-union-hall-first-tues-of-each-month/" target="blank">new monthly residency in Brooklyn</a> with the best underground comedy, storytelling, burlesque and sideshow acts. This whole thing is about getting together and getting EXCITED, turning the phones off and participating in something that&#8217;s temporal, raw, and real, cramming a whole aircraft carrier&#8217;s worth of fun into one tent that&#8217;s right next to the FREE BEER TENT. Talent will include storytellers, comedians and surprise drop-ins.</p>
<p>Confirmed Talent:</p>
<p>Jeff Simmermon: And I Am Not Lying, The Moth, <a href="http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/385/pro-se" target="blank">This American Life</a></p>
<p>Brad Lawrence: And I Am Not Lying, The Moth, <a href="http://www.hotsytotsyburlesque.com/home.html" target="blank">Hotsy Totsy Burlesque</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.heroicsinhotpants.com/" target="blank">Cyndi Freeman</a>: And I Am Not Lying, The Moth, <a href="http://www.hotsytotsyburlesque.com/home.html" target="blank">Hotsy Totsy Burlesque</a></p>
<p><a href="http://andyrosscomedy.com/index.html" target="blank">Andy Ross</a>: The Moth, <a href="http://realcharacters.tumblr.com/" target="blank">Real Characters Stories</a>, The Onion, MAD Magazine</p>
<p>Seth Lind: <a href="http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/361/fear-of-sleep" target="blank">This American Life</a>, <a href="http://www.thankyourobot.net/" target="blank">Thank You, Robot</a>, <a href="http://www.horsetrade.info/ONgoingEvents/Told/Told.html" target="blank">TOLD!</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.elizaskinner.com" target="blank">Eliza Skinner</a>: UCB Theatre, <a href="http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/2586" target="blank">Diamond Lion</a>, <a href="http://babywantscandy.com/index.php" target="blank">Baby Wants Candy</a>, <a href="http://magicbagla.tumblr.com/" target="blank">Magic Bag</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.heroicsinhotpants.com" target="blank">Cyndi Freeman</a>- Hotsy Totsy Burlesque, Moth SHOP outreach instructor, Wonder Woman: A How-To Guide For Little Jewish Girls</p>
<p>Additional talent to be confirmed, announced via Twitter (@andiamnotlying/ #notlyingSXSW)/<a href="http://www.andiamnotlying.tumblr.com" target="blank">Tumblr</a>.</p>
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