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	<title>And I Am Not Lying</title>
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		<title>Kimba the White Lion &#8211; What Do You Do With a Herd of Suicidal Antelope?</title>
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Remember Kimba the White Lion? It was on at 1pm, and every day when I got home from kindergarten my friends and I would watch it. The episodes were full of hard lessons for Kimba and his animal pals.
Hard lessons that often dented my poor little 5 year old brain.
In one episode that I simply [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Tapeography : WAAHHH! in Red Hook</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know about you all, but I spent MY last Saturday biking around Red Hook, getting selectively sunburnt and looking for weird scenes that I could make a little weirder.  Mid-afternoon (after a stop for some amazing pulled pork and root beer on tap at Brooklyn Ice House), I happened upon an abandoned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Not Just a Blog, It&#8217;s an Adventure: We&#8217;re Turning This Into a Live Show</title>
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Subway Poster 092907

Originally uploaded by chinese_fashion


I started this blog back in 2005. At the time I figured that if I just kept banging on my laptop, eventually someone would recognize my nascent brilliance and offer me a sack of money. That person would also be able to reach through a hole in time and pull [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to be a Hipster in 1891: the American Slang Dictionary</title>
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Congratulations! You have successfully built a time machine and are back in 1890&#8217;s.
You&#8217;re conversing at the local pub, when the guy next to you says:
&#8220;So I there was with my bags of mystery, feeding my potato trap, when a blatherskite asks me to change a wild cat. I said, &#8220;bad scran to you!&#8221;
How do you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smarmy &amp; Vivacious</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As far as I&#8217;m concerned, Tumblr&#8217;s purpose on this Earth is to provide us with weird celebrity Photoshop memes.
(See Selleck Waterfall Sandwich, or its cousin Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza.)
Here now are selections from the most recent herd of pixel-mashings making their way across the internet landscape, leaving cognitive dissonance and sexual confusion in their wake… [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Zimmer at Standard Issues, Well Kinda.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, our current show is Standard Issues, but before that, we had Stories At The Creek. The final Stories At The Creek had the theme superheroes. So we couldn&#8217;t have chosen a better person to close out that show. Mild mannered, then he gets on the stage, takes off his glasses and transforms. That is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bigfoot Really Does Have Beautiful Hair</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Since seeing the Episode of the Six Million Dollar man in which Steve Austen battled Bigfoot (Played by Ted Cassidy), I have been fascinated with the Legend of Bigfoot.

As a kid I was intrigued by the fact that a monster COULD exist, and so I went to my Jr High School library and took out a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andiamnotlying.com/2010/bigfoot-really-does-have-beautiful-hair/</link>
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		<title>These Rectangles are Amplifiers</title>
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Eddie Van Halen Solo Antics 1982

Originally uploaded by Taylor Player


A few weeks ago, I got myself into a little pissing contest in the comments section of this here blog. 
Here&#8217;s most of what I said:
I’d encourage you to take a long look at your own life. Whatever chain of decisions you’ve made in your life [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Standard Issues</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So about a month ago, Cyndi and I debuted our new storytelling show The Standard Issues at Pacific Standard. The second edition will be tomorrow night, Tuesday the 24th, at 8 o&#8217;clock and it features Ophira Eisenberg, Adam Wade, Andy Christy, Ben Lillie, and our very own Jeff Simmermon and Cyndi Freeman. If you are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andiamnotlying.com/2010/the-standard-issues/</link>
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		<title>Brett Pederson&#8217;s &#8220;Good Intentions&#8221; at The Moth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m prone to exaggeration for damn sure, but I am not lying at all when I tell you that the story presented below is one of my favorite stories I&#8217;ve ever seen at The Moth. For real. 
Brett Pederson is from Minnesota, and happened to be in New York on business. He told me that [...]]]></description>
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